X. X marks the spotPosted: April 28, 2011
Ummm, no, more like this.
Oh ok. How’s that? Is it good?
Can I move it this way?
No, the other way.
Yeah, yeah, oh just stop for a bit. Hold it there. No, don’t move, don’t move.
Can I move yet?
It’s just that, well, I’m starting to cramp.
Can you hold on for two more minutes? It’s got to be in the right position, otherwise it won’t work.
Can’t you finish it by yourself?
Yeah, I am. I’m not used to being in this position for so long.
You’re so weak.
You are! It’s barely been two minutes and you can’t handle it.
Well, it’s awkward! It’s hurting my back.
Listen! If you want to sleep in this bloody bed tonight you have to help me out here.
I’ll sleep on the couch.
Just give me two more minutes. I’ve got two more screws and that’s it.
Fine, but next time we buy flat pack furniture you can put it together yourself.